Best Funny Urdu Jokes about Husband & Wife with Images Download

Husband,  Wife Very Funny Urdu Joke

Sukhi Gharaney Ka Formula

Wife: Dekho na hamary parosi ney 50 inch ka LCD TV kharida ha... ap bhe khareed layen na.

Husband: Arey Darling ... Jis k pass tumhary jesi khoobsorat biwi ho vo q kr faltu ka waqt TV dekhney me barbaad kary ga?

Wife: Ohh ! Aap bhe Naa ... Abhi aap k liye Pakoray bana k laati hn.

Wife: Aap meri birthday kese bhool gaye??

Husband: Bhala tumhari birthday ka din koi kese yaad rakhey ... tumhey dekh k zara bhe nahi lagta k tumhari umer (age) brh rahi ha !!

Wife: Sachii ?? (Aansu Pochtey Hue) Aap k liye Kheer lati hn.

(Husband, Wife Me Jhagra ho raha tha)

Wife: Me Poora Ghar Sambhalti Hn, Kitchen Sambhalti Hn, Bachon Ko Sambhalti Hn .... Tum Kya Kartey Ho.??

Husband: Me Khud Ko Sambhalta Hn tumhari Nashili Ankhen Dekh Kar !!!

Wife: Aap Bhee Na ....Chalo Batao Aaj Kya Banao Apki Pasand Ka ..?